I don't even know what to say about the latest and greatest adventure in parenthood. I was chatting with Patrick while he was at work about the incident and for times sake, I am just going to post the conversation here. You might want to put your Depends on...
Rachael says:
So I was in my room and Ethan and Malia were outside playing.
All of a sudden I heard two bloody murder screams.
I got up as fast as I could and started running and screaming trying to figure out what was wrong...
Patrick says:
omgosh
Rachael says:
I got out there and Ethan was tied to a chair. They were playing...
Patrick says:
what?
where?
Rachael says:
They were both screaming and I was trying to figure out what the heck was wrong...
Patrick says:
in the living room?
or dining room?
Rachael says:
outside
Patrick says:
back yard?
Rachael says:
ya
so
after they calmed down, they told me that there was this bug with a red face that flew by them and into the house.
I was shaking sooooo bad!
Patrick says:
haha
Rachael says:
I thought for sure someone's leg got cut off or someone was trying to take them or something.
Patrick says:
right, a bug with a red face
Rachael says:
I am sure our neighbors had phones in there hands ready to call 911, it was that bad!
Patrick says:
like a devil bug? It was that bad?
Rachael says:
It was insanely crazy screams...like death, seriously! Ethan was crying and freaking out because he was tied to a chair and couldn't move.
Patrick says:
haha
omgosh
Rachael says:
they both followed me around the house for like an hour after that before we left for the spaghetti dinner
Patrick says:
you never found the bug?
Rachael says: Nope and the first thing Malia said when we pulled up in the driveway was "do you think the bug is still in the house..." I told her to be quiet so Ethan wouldn't hear. You should probably bless the house when you get home so the devil bug doesn't bite us...
Patrick says:
lol
dude
that is so funny _________________________________________________________________________________
I think my kids need to go on Fear Factor or something. Eating bugs and laying with snakes would surely toughen them right up! The look in their eyes after this ordeal, and let me assure you this was a major ordeal, was pure terror and by the sounds of their screams, one would have thought that Freddy Kruger was trying to play "good guy, bad guy" with them. I swear I'm still shaking.
UPDATE: 4/30/12
The next day, I was outside and found a bug squirming around stuck on its back. it had a red face. I called out to Ethan and asked him if this was the bug and he confirmed that it was indeed the "devil bug". It wasn't larger than a dime. Here's a picture: