I am someone who gets bored with stuff, but often find that I have very little or no time at all to change things around. My blog is one of those things. After much contemplation, I have decided to "re-do" my blog and am unfortunetly going to be getting rid of "the kid quote of the week" section of it. This doesn't mean that I won't be posting the funny things that my kids say, I just won't be obligated to change them around every once in a while in a sidebar.
I have a running log of the funny things the kids say but at the rate that I actually change the quotes on my blog, they could be and some are outdated. So, I am going to add all the ones I've gathered here and will add others as they are freshly said out of the mouths of my babes. The ages of the kids when these were said were: Raya, 12 - Malia 9 - Ethan 6/7 - Carly 3/4. Get ready to laugh...
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Carly: "Mom, what color are hiccups?"
Me: "hiccups don't have a color. What color would you want them to be if they had a color?"
Carly: "Uh, lellow."
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While holding a piece of Halloween candy…
Ethan: "Mom, I am going to practice unwrapping stuff."
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Ethan: "Let me hear your heart with this doctor thing"
Me: "Can you hear it?"
Ethan: "You don't have a heart"
Patrick yelling from the other room: "I knew it!"
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Ethan: "How come I can't have a sleepover with Carly?"
Me: "Because it's a school night."
Ethan: "School is ruining my life!"
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Ethan: "Do we have church tomorrow?"
Me: "Yes."
Ethan: "But it's summer vacation, I thought we didn't have to go to church during summer vacation."
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Carly: "I was a baby in your tummy"
Me: "Yes, you were. Do you remember being in my tummy?"
Carly: "Uh hah"
Me: "You do? What did it feel like?"
Carly: "It was comfortable when I was sleeping."
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Ethan: "Did you know that chameleons change colors when the weather changes?"
Me: "they do?"
Ethan: "ya, they camouflage themselves...it would be really hard playing hide and go seek with a chameleon."
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Me: "Hey Ethan, come and give me some loves"
Ethan: "Are you lonely"
Me: "Not really, but I love Loves!"
Ethan: "I sure do you love you mom"
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Me: "Ethan, you had a hard day today. You weren't using your good ears."
Ethan: My good ears?, What's that mean?"
Me: "You weren't listening and doing today"
Ethan: " Oh, I didn't hear you, I guess my good ears weren't turned on"
Me: (chuckling because he was serious) "Well, tomorrow is a new day and you can do better tomorrow."
Ethan: "I guess I'll turn my good ears on tomorrow."
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Ethan: "I need to wash these up" as he heads to the bathroom
Me: "The batteries?"
Ethan: "Ya, it will make them feel better"
Me: "Maybe they are just dead"
Ethan: "They were dead but now they are alive"
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Raya: "What would you do if I accidently dropped this out of the car window? How would we get it?"
Ethan as serious as can be: "Using the Force."
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Wearing my hair in a ponytail for the first time in a long time
Ethan: "Mom, did you get a makeover?"
Me: "No, is it because my hair is in a ponytail?"
Ethan: "Ya, you look like a rockstar."
Me: "Awesome!"
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Ethan giving me a high five
Me:" Ouch! I think you broke my hand"
Ethan: "Hehe...Is that awesome?"
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Carly: "Shut the door so no one will take me. Because then you'll have to get another Carly."
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Ethan: "What happens when Aunts grow old? Oh, I know, they turn into grandmas"
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Me: "You can't go with me. You get to stay with daddy. Don't you want to stay with daddy? You hardly ever see him."
Carly: "But mommy, I came out of your tummy."
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Ethan: "Mommy, can you email the mailman and ask him to bring me the Star Wars 3 movie?"
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Raya: "Wow mom, this is like real dinner."
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Carly: I'm too busy to work mom, just like you.
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Carly: Pokee Nokee Oh (This is how she pronounces Pinocchio)
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Carly: "how did I get on earth as a baby?"
Me: "I gave birth to you."
Ethan: "How did she come out?"
Me: "I pushed her out"
Malia: "Kind of like going poop"
Ethan: "I'm so glad I'm a boy."
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Me: "When you turn four, you have to stop sucking your fingers."
Carly: "I don't want to grow up."
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Carly: "I don't suck my fingers anymore.
Me: "Why?
Carly: "Because I am a big girl. You are not a big girl, you are just big."
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